Guns, like people, come in all shapes and sizes. In our commitment to wipe out fat shaming of heckin' chonkers, we are offering this here grand slam eatin', pickle juice drinkin', extra mayo requestin', hoss of a weapon. The RIA Tac Ultra in 10mm. 16 rounds of honkin' power. It will do you right. Just be sure to show up early to the buffet, so they can butter this thing's fat sides up to squeeze it through the door.